{"product_id":"rose","title":"Rose","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePOV: you just got out of the shower and now you smell like a rich woman who owns silk robes and doesn’t rush for anything… ever. 🌹✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet our Rose Sugar Scrub — aka the “I smell soft but I could ruin your life” scent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelicate, romantic, slightly dangerous… like texting “hey” at 11:47pm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis whipped, creamy scrub melts into your skin like it’s on payroll — gently exfoliating away dry, dull, “I forgot to moisturize for 3 days” energy and leaving behind that smooth, glowy, why is my skin this illegal?? finish. Hydrated. Velvety. Suspiciously touchable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe scent??\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic rose — soft petals, fresh bloom, just a hint of sweetness. Not grandma. Not powdery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThink expensive bouquet you didn’t have to ask for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt lingers like a quiet flex.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eElegant… but with main character intentions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSide effects may include:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• smelling your wrist like it owes you money\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• people telling you you smell “really good” in a slightly confused tone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• suddenly walking slower for no reason\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• feeling like you deserve nicer things (you do)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd of course —\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ My Scrubs Don’t Suck ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are NOT doing dry, crumbly, “why is this attacking my skin?” scrubs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe are doing creamy, hydrating, glow-up energy that smells like confidence and better decisions (optional).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your current scrub doesn’t make you feel like a literal rose in full bloom…\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eit sucks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft. Romantic. Slightly unhinged.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOrganic Cane Sugar, Cold-Pressed Coconut Oil, Premium Fragrance Oil (Rose Petal Accord)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrafted in small batches. Free from parabens, phthalates, and unnecessary fillers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Scrubs Dont Suck","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46911591481475,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/5854\/5027\/files\/IMG-6008.png?v=1775175625","url":"https:\/\/myscrubsdontsuck.com\/products\/rose","provider":"My Scrubs Dont Suck","version":"1.0","type":"link"}